A song especially for my good friend - By me and my partner in crime

That guy is ugly he really looks like toad
He drives like shit, he drives like father's road
All he talks is crap, he sounds like a goat
Dont let me see him i'll chase him off the road!

My car is a Civic, but it cant take full load
When i see TP, i drive slowly on the road
I never will ever want to be in his boat
Kena ban 1yr and fined like that Mas Ud!

Always in the morning i eat quacker oat
That guy's an idiot, his dick's just a maggot
Dont ever try to drive a car on road
Later kena caught by police like that faggot

So all u ppl out there, listen to me singing,
Don't do stupid things like that human being,
Drives without license as tho it's nothing,
Now kena BAN from one year of driving.

He's so ugly,he'll never have a lover,
When he leaves the house all the dogs went for cover,
He has dirty smelly mouth that decays like the road,
You guess it right his name is _ _ _ _ _ [fill in the blanks]

He says his father's car has big turbo
His mouth stinks and he has B.O.
He always told me i'll get revoked also,
But NOT! Kepala hotak kau, BODOH!

10:36 PM