simple life.

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Ding A Ding Gale (Original: Sudirman; Naughtily edited by myself)

ding a ding gale
Iqah anak nya Pak Ma'il
mahu bikin tunang
tapi banyak yang menghalang

dari hougang timur
mahu pergi bukit panjang
hati dalam ingat
mahu masuk meminang

sampai bukit panjang
bangkit dua lima tiga
jumpa sama Pak Ma'il
dia tolak mentah-mentah

ingat mahu kahwin lari
sama minah sudah pakat
belum sampai ke PIE
kami sudah kena tangkap

subaru pun ditahan
polis periksa seluruh badan
belum habis periksa
saya lari lintang pukang

larilah punya lari
orang cakap serupa hantu
kalau masuk sport
tentu saya nombor satu

nasib saya kurang baik
sudah langgar sama batu
polis mari tangkap baju
bila dah kena tangkap
kami dibawa ke balai polis

sampai di balai polis
Iqah tak henti menangis
terus saya dipasang gari
kini duduk di kandang salah

tigalah paku tanya
kenapa awak culik minah
sumpah saya cakap
dia yang ikut saya

Iqah dengar naik radang
muka merah macam udang
dia terpekik terajang
katanya saya temberang

hati bicara sudah pun sampai
saya didapati bersalah
rumahlah hai tiga tingkat
hai pintu beratus ribu
memberlah punya ramai
tapi semua nak keluar dulu

kesallah punya kesal
duduk bilik makan roti
dada semput otak bantut
kalau dah salah kena kutuk

Apalaaaaaaaaah nasib.

HAHAHAHAHA.

"Ilaa hilaastu lil Firdausi ahla, walaa aqwaa ‘alaa Naaril Jahiimi. Allah, fahablii taubatan waghfir dzunuubii, fainnaka Ghafirun dzambil ‘adziimi"

1:21 AM

R.I.P Catherine

Hey Daniel,i'm missing the SP as much as urs leh. That accident was painful for both rider n bike. Poor Catherine has scratches on her right side.

And something just had to happen when you're riding. Your mom began talking about the rising numbers of deaths involving bikers. But mom,it's all fated!

But then again,back to four wheels,yaw.

7 more months to my wrx. Go figure.

"Ilaa hilaastu lil Firdausi ahla, walaa aqwaa ‘alaa Naaril Jahiimi. Allah, fahablii taubatan waghfir dzunuubii, fainnaka Ghafirun dzambil ‘adziimi"

4:40 AM

I lost my handphone yesterday. And my dear lost hers today. Sehati sejiwa but it's not funny ah. Heart pain you know. There goes my Marina Bay pay. Haish. I hope you'll get a new phone too (:

To all, message me ur names again. I lost my contacts as well. Thanks. I'm still using the SAME NUMBER. Credits to Singtel for sending down the replacement sim card to my doorstep within 2 hours notice.

My dear,

Every minute I spend at work and every heartbeat I make,I'm always thinking of you,dear. I know it's hard for us to meetup, call or sms for long. But I'll reply you when I'm not driving the boat,k? We both know we MISS each other a lot, and i'm really really really REALLY hoping to meet you soon. Pls make my hope come true,k syg?

Hugs 'n' kisses,

FiqFiq.

"Ilaa hilaastu lil Firdausi ahla, walaa aqwaa ‘alaa Naaril Jahiimi. Allah, fahablii taubatan waghfir dzunuubii, fainnaka Ghafirun dzambil ‘adziimi"

3:10 AM

I'M MISSING U BADLY ):

Patiently waiting for u to message me...

Goodnight dear. Have a gud rest.

Sorry for just now. I'm happy that I got to hear ur voice again..

"Ilaa hilaastu lil Firdausi ahla, walaa aqwaa ‘alaa Naaril Jahiimi. Allah, fahablii taubatan waghfir dzunuubii, fainnaka Ghafirun dzambil ‘adziimi"

2:42 AM

NDP R1 Meetup (incomplete post)

..will update after i extort the other pics from Azizah..

DOOSH~!

She admitted that an aeroplane flew past and cut her fringe,so it ended up that way. I told her to use a helicopter to repair it.

Failed to be as spactic as him

From Esplanade roof terrace

"Ilaa hilaastu lil Firdausi ahla, walaa aqwaa ‘alaa Naaril Jahiimi. Allah, fahablii taubatan waghfir dzunuubii, fainnaka Ghafirun dzambil ‘adziimi"

10:08 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,ABDUL RAUF! He's finally 8.

This is my nephew that looks just like me when I was young. Aka carbon copy. And he has a
GIRLFRIEND. Need proof?

"Ilaa hilaastu lil Firdausi ahla, walaa aqwaa ‘alaa Naaril Jahiimi. Allah, fahablii taubatan waghfir dzunuubii, fainnaka Ghafirun dzambil ‘adziimi"

2:45 AM

Kuala Lumpur in a few hours. Going for drift training with Imperial RC.

And i'm not the very least excited about it.

Haiz..

"Ilaa hilaastu lil Firdausi ahla, walaa aqwaa ‘alaa Naaril Jahiimi. Allah, fahablii taubatan waghfir dzunuubii, fainnaka Ghafirun dzambil ‘adziimi"

2:24 AM

MARINA BAY COUNTDOWN

I'm somewhere down there,on the small boat

4th day of working at Marina Bay. Driving the boat is fun! But hell we gotta do a lot of strenous tasks like towing the pontoons to the jetty, bringing down the wishing spheres and tying them up into the underwater network of ropes tied by my uncle.

"Ilaa hilaastu lil Firdausi ahla, walaa aqwaa ‘alaa Naaril Jahiimi. Allah, fahablii taubatan waghfir dzunuubii, fainnaka Ghafirun dzambil ‘adziimi"

2:18 AM

Musibats Big Walk.

After Siswand's smart decision to take the frigging 1.5 hour bus ride to Harbourfront and Bruce's splendid idea of walking all the way from Harbourfront to the entrance of HortPark,we managed to get there by 4pm after our lunch at Seah Im. 3 hours to get from North East to South West. Brilliant. We visited numerous places along the 8km route. Walked a total of 14km. Took a few pictures along the way.

God knows how much joy it brings.
When you messaged.
Sorry for my short posts.
I've no mood to type it down.

"Ilaa hilaastu lil Firdausi ahla, walaa aqwaa ‘alaa Naaril Jahiimi. Allah, fahablii taubatan waghfir dzunuubii, fainnaka Ghafirun dzambil ‘adziimi"

1:46 AM

My heart feels heavy.

But why do i feel so empty?

Haiz.

I have no appetite for anything.
I have no mood for anything.

"Ilaa hilaastu lil Firdausi ahla, walaa aqwaa ‘alaa Naaril Jahiimi. Allah, fahablii taubatan waghfir dzunuubii, fainnaka Ghafirun dzambil ‘adziimi"

10:28 AM

My old man drove this home. Ain't she a beauty?

I shall name her Siti.

"Ilaa hilaastu lil Firdausi ahla, walaa aqwaa ‘alaa Naaril Jahiimi. Allah, fahablii taubatan waghfir dzunuubii, fainnaka Ghafirun dzambil ‘adziimi"

9:03 PM

Okay. 85% might be damn good enough. But my assumptions were right for the next couple below.

I TOLD YA,BRUCE! BOTH OF U MAKE A PERFECT COUPLE! UNDOUBTEDLY!

AWW~

"Ilaa hilaastu lil Firdausi ahla, walaa aqwaa ‘alaa Naaril Jahiimi. Allah, fahablii taubatan waghfir dzunuubii, fainnaka Ghafirun dzambil ‘adziimi"

8:18 PM

MY D DRIVE IS BUGGED. CAN'T LIFE GET ANY WORSE THAN THIS?

"Ilaa hilaastu lil Firdausi ahla, walaa aqwaa ‘alaa Naaril Jahiimi. Allah, fahablii taubatan waghfir dzunuubii, fainnaka Ghafirun dzambil ‘adziimi"

12:01 AM

Have fun everyone.

Enjoy your lives.

Be clever.

you don't have to be rude to me...
i let u have what u want...
i'm nice to you..
i'm more patient..
but i just don't deserve the way u treat me nowadays.
i just wanted to see u happy on this special day.....

"Ilaa hilaastu lil Firdausi ahla, walaa aqwaa ‘alaa Naaril Jahiimi. Allah, fahablii taubatan waghfir dzunuubii, fainnaka Ghafirun dzambil ‘adziimi"

8:48 PM

Why is chewing gum banned in Singapore?

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia ..He was having his coffee,croissant, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house.A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started acasual conversation.

Malaysian : "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."

Malaysian : "We don't. In Malaysia , we only eat what's inside.The crustswe collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sellthem across to Singapore ."

The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listenedin silence.

Malaysian : "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysian (chuckling): "We don't. In Malaysia , we eat fresh fruit forbreakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in acontainer, recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to Singapore ."

This time, the Singaporean retorted : "Do you have sex in Malaysia ?"
Malaysian : "Why, of course we do!"
Singaporean : "Do you wear protection"Malaysian : "Of course! We wear condoms."
Singaporean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Malaysian : "Stupid question ! Of course we throw them away!."
Singaporean : "We don't. In Singapore , the government secretly puts themin a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell themacross to Malaysia ,... & that's the real reason why we banned chewing gumin Singapore ."

"Ilaa hilaastu lil Firdausi ahla, walaa aqwaa ‘alaa Naaril Jahiimi. Allah, fahablii taubatan waghfir dzunuubii, fainnaka Ghafirun dzambil ‘adziimi"

12:32 PM

BME ARAB STREET OUTING

Fetched dear and we went to East Coast to slack. Bought cheese nachos and ice lemon tea and sat at the breakwater. Had a good sharing session with her. We then made our way to Bugis to meet the rest of the gang. Finding a parking lot was a bitch. Managed to get one just below the proposed meeting place.

Went up, took out our footware and met a few of the gang. The rest came along and we ordered our food. The food was good,I didnt order a large meal cos i was still full from the nachos. Sent dear back home,went back to the eating place,took some pics and we went our separate ways.

Looking forward to future outings (:

"Ilaa hilaastu lil Firdausi ahla, walaa aqwaa ‘alaa Naaril Jahiimi. Allah, fahablii taubatan waghfir dzunuubii, fainnaka Ghafirun dzambil ‘adziimi"

12:55 AM

I'm just too innocent to be pushed around.

I aint the cute teddy bear u guys knew since year 1.

I don't like my limits to be tested.

You guys will realise that you wont like it either.

But what to do? God loves me. He showers me with a lot of tests ive yet to face.

Times have changed.

Things have changed.

I shall pass those test with flying colours.

Insyallah.

Thank you, God.

"Ilaa hilaastu lil Firdausi ahla, walaa aqwaa ‘alaa Naaril Jahiimi. Allah, fahablii taubatan waghfir dzunuubii, fainnaka Ghafirun dzambil ‘adziimi"

12:20 AM

FiqFiq Junior

Manjen Junior

Bruce, your future son can marry my future daughter for sure (:

HAHAHAHA XD

"Ilaa hilaastu lil Firdausi ahla, walaa aqwaa ‘alaa Naaril Jahiimi. Allah, fahablii taubatan waghfir dzunuubii, fainnaka Ghafirun dzambil ‘adziimi"

11:13 PM