Oh, I guess I won't hold on much longer. I shall blog it out today. I shall re-enact to you what exactly happened on 5th January 2007. I'm a strange guy, I know exactly what's happening. Freaky right?


There were two airheads in Class 2, obviously jealous of my newly-bought W850i. One of them is Theeban Kumar SON OF SELVA KUMAR. (


If by chance Mr Selva Kumar reads this hey man, im pleased to tell you that your dear son had just disgraced you tsk tsk),


The other thief, still doesnt have an idea but I know who he is, he's still putting up a facade in front of my eyes. Well, cheers to u, Chelsea star! So the Chelsea star and Theeban Kumar planned the 'perfect theft' (lmao it's not anymore).


Chelsea star managed to distract me into copying songs into his MP4, hoping that I'll get my eyes off my W850i, which I placed nicely on the seat on my right. During breaktime, my concentration was off my poor little handphone, so THEEBAN KUMAR skillfully took it off the seat without me noticing, like a trained underwear thief straying around woodlands and marsiling.


So Chelsea Star and Thiefban met outside the lecture theatre and passed my handphone to another guy, whom they sold the handphone to. Aww...my W850i....ish ish ish... which they continued making noises outside the lecture theatre.


Until, JENG JENG JENG!, I realised my handphone went missing! Oh no, I thought, so I began to panic. Lecturer suggested a bag search, HAH!, no wonder both of them were SOOOO energetic and enthusiastic during the bag search, becauseeeeee theeeeee handphoneeeeee is already OUT OF THE LECTURE THEATRE!!!!!!!


Therefore, that very night, and a few nights later, Thiefban kept pestering me on msn about what I was gonna do about the case. HAHA! Obviously Thiefban was trying to make sure what was really happening and got so scared, he almost peed in his pants! Hahahaha!


So one day he wrote about it in his friend's blog :

(which was allegedly deleted a few days later for no reason. whoa, smells fishy right?)

Not clear?

[Tban-Fina : Hey..i'm scared...abt e matter..pray for me ok..i regret doing it abit but yea...nvm...nth will happen to me..i hope..

Fina-Tban: haha. just don't mention about the thing here...but i'll pray for you ]

Awww...such good friends right...i guess u readers out there should be able to notice the connection here...and when i questioned Theeban about the tagboard, he gave me such lame and stupid EXCUSES...haha..i pity him la seriously..his facial expression..his trembling hands as he awaits the next question by me, the feeling was PRICELESS!

Obviously he couldn't give a reasonable explanation to that, which concretes my suspicion of him =) Gotcha dude..u're like so damn screwed if ur parents read this. Let me find your home number and talk to your dad aite, maybe ask him if u were not been properly treated as a child, or din give u enuff pocket money, until you threaten to kill him because of a money dispute? oh gosh, what a shame to all sons in the world, theeban...and by the way, his blog suddenly closed down a few days after the theft, and friendster switched to private, so i couldn't reach his other friends for investigation. Smart move? Well I found out anyway, but good try man. I caught u eventually.

And oh, Thiefban got a brand new Nokia. Wonder how he got the money from. I doubt it was from his dad =p

So the alleged thieves are confirmed :

*Thiefban and Chelsea star*

I mean, hah!, See, the truth is out, i'm so smart to figure out this whole thing. Let me be on CSI can can?

To Khokulan,happy 19th birthday and take care of your brand new 5700, someday someone might just 'take-over-the-ownership' and leave u feeling like me.



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To the both of you who are reading this, I've got everything, from facts to evidence to witnesses to bring you two dumbasses down, but you've got yourselves to save.

8:57 PM